Pick Up Lines for the Apostolics ;)

You know, I would be laughing so hard if a guy said any of these to me lol but I still think it would be kinda cute :p haha!

So without further adieu, I give you the Pentecostal Pick Up Lines ;)

*my favorite ones will be in italic :p lol*

1. Nice bible
2. Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.
3. If I had to choose between a romantic date with you or a night with the fellas… I would sit at home and read my bible.
4. Is that a thinline, duo-tone, compact, ESV Travel Bible in your pocket!?
5. Why don't I have a bible dictionary? Well, I dont really need it.
6. What, this here? Oh.. that's my study bible - it’s a little bigger but I can handle the extra spiritual and physical weight.
7. I've prayed about it and God wants you to go out with me.
8. My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah that's his name.
9. God told me to come talk to you
10. Marry me.
11. The Word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry", how about dinner?
12. My brother can come to dinner with us, right?
13. Can I buy you a non-alcoholic beverage?
14. Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… Because he never met you.
15. I have a job.
16. You are perfect, except with all the sin.
17. So, my parents are home, you wanna come over?
18. What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?
19. Let me remove my sandals before I come any closer...
20. I know its absurd, but every time I walk towards you, it feels like im being lead to Bethlehem.
21. I am having a real problem accepting parts of my bible. Specifically right now in Genesis 1:16-17. How can I believe God put the stars in the sky when I've seen them in your eyes?
22. Hey, you wanna take the church van for a spin?

23. Excuse me, is this pew taken? (get ready to use that one at the next youth service ;) lol!!!)
24. You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.

25. For you, I would slay two Goliaths
26. I would go through more than Job for you.
27. If we were around with Noah… then you, me… pair.
28. I'm interested in full time ministry, and not only that… I also play the guitar.
29. Unfortunately, I can't perform miracles and I've only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.
30. Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
31. I'd drop out of Bible college for you
32. Welcome to the christian family… the only family where Brothers and Sisters can marry each other!

There are WAYYYY more out there!!! I just chose these because I laughed harder at these :p lol!

Do you have a favorite pick up line?? Have you heard of any other ones!?
Leave a comment!! :)




Mary Frances said...

GIRL!!! I'ma have to post these on my blog sometime!!! The Word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry", how about dinner? <-----MY FAVORITE!!! THATS PERFECT for a banquet!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Heeeeeeey now what did you say I need to do to get that thing at the bottom of my posts?! Oh and my email addy is maryfranceswriting@gmail.com

Meagan Rowell said...

LOL go ahead!!! Post away! :))

That one is SOOOOO my favorite too!!!! I love it!!! LOL!

i'll have to email you like sometime this weekend about how to do it. *u hav to edit ur "blog post" on ur design/layout :)*

Mary Frances said...

If I can't figure it out I could just giv you my password!!! I TOTALLY TRUST YOU!!! :)

Savannah Cloutier said...

can i borrow you phone i need to call god and tell him one of his angels are missing lol

bailey simmons said...

wanna practice speaking in tounges