You know, I would be laughing so hard if a guy said any of these to me lol but I still think it would be kinda cute :p haha! So without further adieu, I give you the Pentecostal Pick Up Lines ;) *my favorite ones will be in italic :p lol* 1. Nice bible 2. Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy. 3. If I had to choose between a romantic date with you or a night with the fellas… I would sit at home and read my bible. 4. Is that a thinline, duo-tone, compact, ESV Travel Bible in your pocket!? 5. Why don't I have a bible dictionary? Well, I dont really need it. 6. What, this here? Oh.. that's my study bible - it’s a little bigger but I can handle the extra spiritual and physical weight. 7. I've prayed about it and God wants you to go out with me. 8. My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah that's his name. 9. God told me to come talk to you 10. Marry me. 11....
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